THIS WEEK IN TINY DYSTOPIAS

This week has had a few moments so strangely cruel they made me question EVERYTHING.
  1. 1.
    Taxi TV wouldn't stay muted.
  2. 2.
    I had to wake up early after a week of sleeping in
  3. 3.
    I let my tea steep too long.
  4. 4.
    Standardized testing took up too much space in my classroom and my heart.
  5. 5.
    A headache woke me from a deep sleep--what is this new Hell?
  6. 6.
    I spaced on an appointment with my hair lady/inspiration, Lizzie.
  7. 7.
    My phone battery betrayed me.