Guys, I'm sick! Extra bonus: I have parent teacher conferences this week. Nothing says "Trust me with your child's education and well being!" like crackly whispers interspersed with gulps of ginger tea.
  1. A ghost with soooo much unfinished business and also laryngitis
  2. An 80 year old woman doing an impression of Emma Stone suffering from laryngitis
  3. A toddler who started smoking in utero and also has laryngitis
  4. Harvey Fierstein reciting his favorite lines from "The Good the Bad and the Ugly" while taking a sick day to recover from laryngitis