Note: two of these are taken out of pieces from Lenny Letter, the amazing publication from @lenadunham and @jennikonner
  1. "Is my attitude toward this workout class why I got Slytherin on a recent Harry Potter personality test?"
  2. "A company's snack bar often stands as a rough proxy for the scope of its ambitions."
  3. "I'm seriously asking--my phone is on the counter and I'm on the couch, so a calculator is obviously out of the question."
  4. "He seemed bowed, irascible. She seemed buoyant, effervescent."
  5. "Don't you think we ought to be working on this? I think we should do more shoulder stuff."
  6. "It was strange, though, when we started to vomit every morning, but only one of us would actually go into the bathroom and stick her face in the toilet and hurl."