Great quotes from Parks and Recreation S3:E2 "Flu Season"
Inspired by @aubreywhy
- •"Leslie, I typed in your symptoms in this thing up here and it says you might have 'network connectivity issues .'"Andy Dwyer
- •"I'm starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday."Ron Swanson
- •"I once worked with a guy for 3 years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."Ron Swanson
- •"I can't find one flaw. There was one time I thought he farted, but it was me..."Ann Perkins, speaking about Chris Traeger
- •"You had me at 'Meat Tornado.'"Ron Swanson
- •"It's a whole new meat delivery system."Ron Swanson
- •"Stop. Pooping."Chris Traeger, to himself in the mirror.