Great quotes from Parks and Recreation S3:E2 "Flu Season"

Inspired by @aubreywhy
  1. "Leslie, I typed in your symptoms in this thing up here and it says you might have 'network connectivity issues .'"
    Andy Dwyer
  2. "I'm starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday."
    Ron Swanson
  3. "I once worked with a guy for 3 years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."
    Ron Swanson
  4. "I can't find one flaw. There was one time I thought he farted, but it was me..."
    Ann Perkins, speaking about Chris Traeger
  5. "You had me at 'Meat Tornado.'"
    Ron Swanson
  6. "It's a whole new meat delivery system."
    Ron Swanson
  7. "Stop. Pooping."
    Chris Traeger, to himself in the mirror.