1. Cottage Cheese
    Static
    I mean, what is this crap? Flavorless tapioca? Spoiled milk? I'll pass.
  2. Running
    Static
    Unless someone is chasing me.
  3. SnapChat
    Static
    "worst app ever" -A.Y.
  4. Hillary
    Static
    I'm not with her.
  5. Kardashians
    I didn't even want to search for a pic.
  6. Coffee
    Static
    I feel like a victim of bait and switch. My wife didn't drink coffee when we married but somewhere along the way she got straight up hooked. Why me, Lord?
  7. Swimming
    Static
    Hated hated hated swimming lessons. My mom always picked the 5:30am class. BRRRRRR