An Ongoing List
  1. Pray-D-D
    Not being able to concentrate when someone else is praying aloud.
  2. Porcupine Kisses
    Inspired by the Bob Carlisle song Butterfly Kisses, except that instead of eyelashes, I use my beard.
  3. Detroit Oven
    A Dutch Oven, executed in an automobile.
  4. Reunion Cheese
    Warm, soft, slimy, delicious.