1. a blanket made out of my dog's soft ear
    But it would be a LIVING ear, warm and with blood running through, and immortal. It's also ok if it smells like my dog because I like how my dog smells. Like a pile of peanuts and corn chips. It should be twice the size of my body and enough ear that I can wrap myself in it, but without nerve endings so I don't feel like I'm hurting a giant dog if I rest my body weight on it. My dog is a spaniel mix and his ear is quite silky.
  2. world peace, right