THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS
- •a bratwurst
- •Muriel's sister from "Muriel's Wedding"you're terrible, Muriel
- •Jar of cookie butterprobably open with a spoon in
- •A wig from the Eva Gabor collection
- •Tina Yothers
- •Cartoon platypus
- •Costcoyes, the whole building, quite terrifying for my enemies
- •Battered copy of "The Mists of Avalon"
- •The doctor from "Love Boat"