THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

inspired by @k8mcgarry and those who inspired her - @michael_circa91 @joemurphy
  1. a bratwurst
  2. Muriel's sister from "Muriel's Wedding"
    you're terrible, Muriel
  3. Jar of cookie butter
    probably open with a spoon in
  4. A wig from the Eva Gabor collection
  5. Tina Yothers
  6. Cartoon platypus
  7. Costco
    yes, the whole building, quite terrifying for my enemies
  8. Battered copy of "The Mists of Avalon"
  9. The doctor from "Love Boat"