Things I thought I'd see before the Sharks made the Stanley Cup Finals
- •The next Song of Ice and Fire novel
- •A ridiculous, sociopathic homunculi become a legit presidential candidateHahaha topical humor!
- •The Simpsons end
- •Ovechkin win a cupSeriously, don't particularly care for the guy but he might never make it...
- •Todd Bertuzzi in an Avs uniformFuck that guy
- •A moon basePlease science, I need a moon base before I die
- •The heat death of the universeIn all honesty, congrats Sharks fans. Live it up, and kick some Penguins ass. Sincerely, an Avs fan.