Things I thought I'd see before the Sharks made the Stanley Cup Finals

  1. The next Song of Ice and Fire novel
  2. A ridiculous, sociopathic homunculi become a legit presidential candidate
    Hahaha topical humor!
  3. The Simpsons end
  4. Ovechkin win a cup
    Seriously, don't particularly care for the guy but he might never make it...
  5. Todd Bertuzzi in an Avs uniform
    Fuck that guy
  6. A moon base
    Please science, I need a moon base before I die
  7. The heat death of the universe
    In all honesty, congrats Sharks fans. Live it up, and kick some Penguins ass. Sincerely, an Avs fan.