1. Glorious, wonderful quiet!
    Static
  2. I'm not paid enough
  3. For fuck sake, how hard is it to find people who can use Excel at a moderate level
    I've been doing some advanced things in it for a while, and to see someone not understand how to filter a column or how sorting works makes me rage
  4. I literally count things for a living, get paid a decent amount, and still probably stress out more than I care to admit
  5. Fuck everyone, I'm listening to music without headphones.
    This office will bask in the glory of whatever shit I find on YouTube to listen to
  6. I really really want to write stories for a living
    Kids, don't get an office job. Just don't.