So this requested list left me a lot of creative freedom. As a urologist, I feel well equipped for the task. Challenge accepted.
- •The problem childAs far as organs go, I can think of none that cause as cause as much anguish.
- •Tenacious**Insert Winston Churchill's Harrow School speech**
- •Deal makerHello ladies
- •Deal breakerIf there were no losers, there could be no winners.
- •TrendsetterWhat do Andy Warhol, Steve Jobs, The Beatles, and the penis all have in common? They love a good turtleneck. And we all know who wore it first.
- •A fountain of entertainmentNot what you were thinking. Most of my good cocktail party jokes come from the stupid stuff my patients do with their penises.
- •PenisntI wish this would become a thing. Like Fetch.
- •Typically not the problemBut people love a good scapegoat. "So it works when you're watching porn, but not with your wife?"