1. take a picture
  2. repost someone else's picture
  3. tweet the word "blackbird" and keep it under the character limit
  4. search google
    (bonus for GIFs or memes)
  5. refer to yahoo answers for the best method
  6. ask your mother for a magazine clipping
    or grandmother
  7. download the ebook
    (reading not necessary)
  8. make an app or startup of some sort
  9. buy the domain for blackbird.com
  10. read the book and say it's better than the movie
  11. vote for it in the upcoming election
  12. order it for take-out
  13. find blackbird on tinder
    (just keep swiping, I know it's there)