Prospective Band Names, With Accompanying Genres.

  1. Rugburn
    Multifunctional, but they're probably getting paid in drinks and have an American flag draped over the kick drum.
  2. The Going Back For Seconds
    Short-lived side project fronted by a tertiary boyband member.
  3. Adult Braces
    Has to be punk.
  4. Hometown
    Indie pop band that plays solo arena shows too soon after following an opening slot on Coldplay's world tour.
  5. Wet Socks
    Typical garage band, but every member has hair past their shoulders.
  6. Captain & Crew
    An ironic name for one 22-year-old in his bedroom with a keyboard.
  7. Green Cathedrals
    Metal, but at least two members must love baseball.