Reasons I Feel Weird About My Outfit Today

  1. Shouldn't of worn these boots
  2. Oh shit these jeans are a little too cropped for these neon leopard socks
  3. Speaking of jeans, wtf gap? Your skinny jeans never really feel skinny. Learn how to properly taper, man
  4. There's a reason why I haven't worn this sweater in 2 years. Today I'm reminded
  5. Bulgy ouchy zit on forehead
  6. And hair, c'mon. Nobody needs a grease pit welcoming them