Totally Sober Puke Stories

Disclaimer: I have high sensitivity to motion sickness/jarring movies
  1. That time at the Edge
    Ate French toast with friends at like 11pm at the edge (diner in lakeview that no longer exists, rip) The check came and I felt like I was going to barf so I went outside and barfed all over Clark st and my new ll bean rain boots. Ian tried to come to the rescue but only ended up with a little barf on his shoes too.
  2. While watching Avatar in 3D front row
    Senior year of high school with a boy from my film class. Nauseating combination.
  3. After watching Whiplash
    Also close up to the screen. Was two blocks from home and had to get out of the car to puke on the street. Naturally a cop pulls up behind me and immediately accuses me of being a drunk asshole. I tell him I have motion sickness and he suggests I get a margarita to take the edge off.
  4. In first grade in the middle of music class
    It was a movie day and the teacher told us not to talk so I didn't tell her I felt sick and ended up barfing all over the risers.
  5. On the metro after flying into Paris (8 y/o)
    When my parents realized my motion sickness is not immune to air travel.