1. What Latin Antojito Are You? Taco de cochinita pibil You are outgoing, smell really good, and can appreciate it when people compliment your attractiveness and warmth by saying “Dang, you’re hot.” Your awesome personality overflows much like juicy chunks of pork goodness spill out of a tortilla every time you take a bite of a cochinita pibil taco.
  2. Which Emoji Meal Should You Eat? You got: Pizza Your one true love: Pizza. It’s cheesy deliciousness is always there for you when you need it. So get thee to a pizzeria!
  3. Can We Guess Your Personality Based On Your Dessert Preferences? You got: Fun-Loving You would much prefer being active and doing exciting things than sitting on the couch and watching Netflix.
  4. What Is The Secret Nickname For Your Penis? You got: Hairy Houdini Just like Harry, your Houdini’s magic tricks are something to be marvelled at. You favour au natural over the bald eagle and keep the hedge trimmers away from your groin. It might be lost in its own little forest, but that doesn’t make it any less great!
  5. Which Absurdly Long German Word Describes Your Love Life? You got: Löschwassereinspeisung which literally translates to “extinguishing water supply,” or a fire hydrant. You don’t have much going on. While it may feel devastating right now, especially when your friends seem to be coupling up like crazy, just know you aren't alone.
  6. Which Disney Grandparent Should Be Your Next F**k Buddy? You got: Grandmother Willow You love nature. Like really LOVE nature. You should get it on with Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas. Just watch out for those vine whips!