1. Oh no! Dick Dooper is cheating on his wife Beatle, hope she doesn't find out
  2. Somebody drinks
  3. Somebody smokes
  4. Dick Dooper has gotta sell a product to a client because he's the best goddamn Ad man this side of Madison Avenue
  5. Somebody has sexual intercourse
  6. Fuck Pert Campbell with every bone in my body, the psychopathic piece of shit
  7. It's the 60s! They to listen to 60s music and deal with relevant 60s issues
  8. Someone is really mean to a woman, especially Joon or Pergy, and it sucks
  9. The guy who made the show's last name is Weiner, and I can hear the middle school boy across the street giggle every time his name shows up in the credits