1. It is odd that you were born on this stupid day in January because we are actual twins
  2. You have the same birthday as actor Christopher Massey, brother of Corey in the House star Kyle Massey, and comedic relief of Zoey 101
  3. We get to celebrate your birthday on the same day that Louisiana succeeded from the union
  4. Here's a picture of you as birthday custom:
  5. Things we do together: harmonize on rock band, make jokes, float on this barren space boulder together towards death
  6. Werner Herzog, that's a thing
  7. Here's where I put something sappy about how you are one of my closest friends
  8. "I did not get the job at fruit loops" - Ayy remember that joke we had fun times