1. On the elevator my friends pressed floor 7 and I said I would race them on the stairs up to floor 9
  2. Instead I went to Harvard
  3. I bought popcorn from the local Harvard theater because fuck it I went all that way
  4. On the way back the T had major delays so fuck
  5. I was on there for over an hour, eating a large bag of popcorn on the very crowded train
  6. That's the end of the story