My Resume of Useless Things I Can Do

  1. I can hit the high note in Dream On
  2. If you can describe an episode of TV, I can maybe give you the name and season of it
  3. I can play every instrument in Rock Band proficiently on expert
  4. I can eat plain chips of any kind without any sort of dipping sauce or salsa (in fact I prefer it that way)
  5. I am very determined... About arbitrary things like commitment to a joke or building a house in the sims
  6. I can dream of situations in my life that will never happen, but I will be convinced they could
  7. I'm pretty good at Netflix recommendations