The Erotic Thoughts of a Old Timey Ship Captain Toward the Sea
- •"Argh the sea, you be my only true love"
- •"I want your curvy waves to wash over me on the beaches of Normandy"
- •"Swallow me whole, so I will never feel pain again"
- •"Let us make love until we don't know where the flesh ends and the water begins"
- •"Cover me in your salty sea foam"