LESS OBVIOUS REASONS TO BAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS
- •Sometimes you forget where you put them, and stub your toe on them as you go to get a glass of water at night
- •The radiation cooks your eggs before you're ready. Now you have too many cooked eggs. Let them go bad or cholesterol.
- •We could turn nuclear silos into huge ball pits if we got rid of the bombs.
- •If we didn't have them, we wouldn't have to destroy atolls in the Pacific.
- •Nuclear weapons have feelings too.