REASONS I WOULD LIKE TO START THIS DAY OVER

It's been a weird morning.
  1. Waking up from a dream where I was married to Tila Tequila.
    Talk about nightmares, jeez.
  2. Getting shampoo in my eye in the shower.
    A comparatively minor offense, but when you've not even been up for 10 minutes, it's a rude awakening.
  3. Forgetting to take the trash can to the curb last night and running out to meet the garbage truck with it.
    I'm like a frazzled single parent without the children today. And then it was just the yard waste truck, not even the regular one!
  4. Making multiple typos in an email to our entire sales department.
    💯
  5. Putting sour cream instead of vanilla yogurt on my morning baked oatmeal.
    This is the most egregious offender of them all. One bite in, and I was like 😖😱😵. Maybe this morning's only redeeming factor is that the oatmeal was salvageable.