REASONS I WOULD LIKE TO START THIS DAY OVER
It's been a weird morning.
- •Waking up from a dream where I was married to Tila Tequila.Talk about nightmares, jeez.
- •Getting shampoo in my eye in the shower.A comparatively minor offense, but when you've not even been up for 10 minutes, it's a rude awakening.
- •Forgetting to take the trash can to the curb last night and running out to meet the garbage truck with it.I'm like a frazzled single parent without the children today. And then it was just the yard waste truck, not even the regular one!
- •Making multiple typos in an email to our entire sales department.💯
- •Putting sour cream instead of vanilla yogurt on my morning baked oatmeal.This is the most egregious offender of them all. One bite in, and I was like 😖😱😵. Maybe this morning's only redeeming factor is that the oatmeal was salvageable.