I've had this haircut for four hours and I have some thoughts
  1. I feel bald
  2. Do I look like a Southern mom??
  3. How much product did she put in my hair?
  4. My neck feels exposed
  5. Will a bandana look normal on me now
  6. How long will it take for me to wash all of this product out
  7. I think this will look normal when I don't put a million things in it
  8. I definitely look like a southern mom
  9. I have never seen my hair this curly
  10. It grows back