THINGS I'M SURPRISED HAVE NOT HAPPENED TO ME YET
It's been a rough semester
- •Hip fallen offI tried to be a runner like two times and ever since my hips have been hurting something fierce
- •Shoes completely demolishedI need to buy new ones
- •Laptop completely brokenI've had too good of luck so far...it makes me suspicious
- •Failed every assignment ever assignedTruly astonished at my ability to manage pulling off average grades
- •Fallen down a well/open manhole/etcI'm not very good at paying attention and honestly I wouldn't be surprised at this point
- •Get hit by a carHad a close call the other day!
- •Have a complete emotional breakdownI have a feeling I am on the brink of one at any given moment, it's only a matter of time at this point
- •Gotten sickI feel like I've been on the edge of getting a cold for three months but it hasn't happened yet.