GUYS, IRONY IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED. IT'S JUST SIMPLE MATH

Let's start up with a few simple equations.
  1. Traffic jam
  2. + Already late
  3. = ironic
  4. No smoking sign
  5. + Cigarette break
  6. = ironic
  7. 10,000 Spoons
  8. + (-1 knife)
  9. = ironic
  10. Meeting the man of your dreams
  11. + Meeting his beautiful wife
  12. = ironic
  13. And who woulda thought? It figerrrs