When 40oz Coke Icees and boxes of Krispy Kremes no longer do the trick, these will be a few likely steps in my downward spiral.
  1. Snorting rails of Pixie Stix
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  2. Chasing the caramel sauce dragon
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  3. Freebasing rocks of toffee
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  4. Something involving a tampon dipped in maple syrup?
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  5. Smoking crystal Jolly Rancher
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  6. My rock bottom will likely look one of two ways:
  7. Either flirting with overdose, main-lining simple syrup
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  8. Or going out in a blaze of confectioner's sugar-filled glory
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