MY SUGAR ADDICTION (IF IT PROGRESSED LIKE A NORMAL DRUG HABIT)
When 40oz Coke Icees and boxes of Krispy Kremes no longer do the trick, these will be a few likely steps in my downward spiral.
- •Snorting rails of Pixie Stix
- •Chasing the caramel sauce dragon
- •Freebasing rocks of toffee
- •Something involving a tampon dipped in maple syrup?
- •Smoking crystal Jolly Rancher
- •My rock bottom will likely look one of two ways:
- •Either flirting with overdose, main-lining simple syrup
- •Or going out in a blaze of confectioner's sugar-filled glory