OTHERWISE CONFUSING QUOTES FROM NASCAR COMMENTATORS (TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT)

  1. "He's driving down hard inside."
  2. "Look at his hands... They're nice and smooth"
  3. "He's minding the gap..."
  4. "He's just so good at getting under people..."
  5. "We heard him talk about a vibration last week in Las Vegas..."
  6. "There she goes. She just turned dead right."
  7. "If he comes, they stay out. If he stays out, they come."
  8. "Look at him get into his rear end!"