1. Jason Bourne
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    Would scare the crap out of terrorists. And Putin. So there's that.
  2. Katniss Everdeen
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    Proven Leader. Certified Badass. First Woman President? Enough said.
  3. Jeff Lebowski
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    Better known as The Dude. The perfect even-handed leader in these turbulent times. And the campaign slogan is already built in: The Dude Abides.
  4. Jack Sparrow
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    He's American, right? Anyway, he always seems to get the job done. A bit of a loose cannon, but that doesn't seem to be an issue in 2016, so...
  5. Walter White
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    He's got a bit of a spotty past, but come on... Who doesn't like Heisenberg??
  6. Kevin the minion
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    Likely the first ever candidate with a 100% approval rating. A candidate who really speaks the language of the people.