Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I am managing Madison's tinder account because she's shit at dating
  2. Most of my screenshots are meme related
  3. I had to out bike ride a coworker last week, faster and farther, suck it Chris!
    *note, this was only to beat him, I typically bike further.
  4. Accurate assumptions from miitomo
  5. Full moon schedule
  6. Some website told me I'm an English Cocker Spaniel
  7. O shit! Waddup?