Three Happy Moments From Today May 16, 2016

I'm going to try to make this a daily thing.
  1. Some bitch nearly killed me on the freeway, BUT I got revenge
    So after swerving and catching my breath, I raced up next to her, matched her speed, and flipped her off and laid on the horn for a solid 30 seconds.
  2. Texts from my boo.
    I rarely get mushy over guys, but Neil makes me a pure puddle of smiles.
  3. Watching Game of Thrones with my platonic life partner while we wear matching sweaters
    Living with your best friend is like a slumber party every night.