1. My side job is pretty fun.
    A friend of mine owns a New Orleans style snoball business. I make kids and adults happy with ice, and get paid under the table.
  2. Bought some hair dye.
    I will be as beautiful as an oil slick soon.
  3. These shorts I'm wearing are huge.
    Yay for losing a lil chub. Downside is I can't really be getting new shorts anytime soon.