I know they aren't scary.
  1. Topping the list is WORMS
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    I know they have an important job to do, but I'm always so happy when birds swoop in after I turn my compost heap
  2. Slugs
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    Like worms, but bigger, and with eyes. Once I was working in my garden and put my hand down and smashed a slug and I threw up instantly.
  3. Mouths
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    Because eww. Mostly due to saliva. I will break up with a person if they kiss with too much tongue or, god, saliva.
  4. Emotions
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    I think this is a projection of weakness, and have been working very hard to change that mentality.
  5. Leaches
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    Did you know they are still used in medical settings? I didn't, I thought we were past that, but no.
  6. Telephone calls
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    Have always been hard for me, and I'm so glad texting is a thing.
  7. Escalators
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    I am 100% convinced I will get sucked into one. I still use them, but I jump to exit.
  8. Being wrong about god and going to Hell
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    This is usually just a concern when I'm too high to function. Thanks Methodist/Catholic upbringing.
  9. Getting a limb ripped off on some jacked up fair ride
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    But I still ride them, just super aware of my limbs.
  10. Failure
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    Any type. I get really frustrated if I'm not instantly good at something, or if I don't meet my own arbitrary level of success.