ALTERNATE REALITY NAMES OF PEOPLE AND THINGS

Or, "Sing, O Muse!"
  1. Dos Equus
  2. Jain Kamron
  3. Shenanigandalf
  4. Radiobutt
  5. Kundalini Rice Burroughs
  6. Shaquile O'Keeffe
  7. Billy Bob Thornberry, Esq.
  8. Wells Fargo
  9. Jer Jer Seinguire
  10. Melk
  11. Biggie, Plain and Small
  12. Jackson Pollo 13
  13. M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong
  14. Selma Chaim
  15. We Need to Talk About Ted