THE MOST USELESS PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CURATED

And numbered, for added significance
  1. 1.
    Oooooh
  2. 2.
    When the light hits your fire sprinkler just so.
  3. 3.
    Definitely nobody's seen a puzzle before.
  4. 4.
    Is it an apparition? Nope, just the shadow of the guy taking the photo.
  5. 5.
    "Missed Connection"
  6. 6.
    "What a Load of Crap"
  7. 7.
    "Dialogue...Or Something."
  8. 8.
    "Dad Joke, Immortalised" iPhone screenshot, on iPhone screen.
  9. 9.
    Maybe the most immediately engaging, but honestly - who hasn't personally seen a snail already at some point in their life.
  10. 10.
    "I Don't Even Remember Who the Hell This Is."