To help narrow down options for songwriting.
  1. An old freezer-burned tub of Cool-whip
  2. Clippy the Microsoft Word assistant
  3. A pizza guy in a porno
  4. A smear of dog poo on your shoe, discovered far too late
  5. Having a collapsed lung
  6. Comic Sans MS
  7. A little nub of bone in a cafeteria chicken nugget
  8. Waking up thinking there's a bug near your face, and then realizing it's the sound of your own eyelashes brushing your pillow when you blink
  9. An actual battlefield