THINGS MY EYES ABSENTMINDEDLY RESTED ON JUST NOW

In order of appearance
  1. 1.
    My jacket
    Thrown haphazardly on the back of a kitchen chair.
  2. 2.
    The window next to me
    Probably caught my attention because of the morning light streaming in.
  3. 3.
    A mote of dust (not pictured)
    It floated into view, and my eyes crossed slightly as it passed by
  4. 4.
    A spot on my jeans
    Wish I could clean it, but I never know how frequently you're supposed to wash jeans, to keep them from fading and all. Better not just in case.
  5. 5.
    My big toe
    When was the last time I looked at this toe? Or any of my other toes for that matter? When was the last time I looked at somebody else's toe(s)?
  6. 6.
    Two shitty lamps in my living room
    They're right next to each other, and they're identically hideous. Who needs two identical lamps, right next to one another?
  7. 7.
    My flashing wifi router
    It's basically screaming for some eye-attention, from across the room.
  8. 8.
    A hot-pink leopard print Kleenex box
    In what location does this design ever make sense?
  9. 9.
    Some bananas
    Freshly bought, slightly bruised