COOL TERMS I FOUND IN A RANDOM NOTE ON MY PHONE

And some potential definitions
  1. Shoething
    Like clothing, but for your feet
  2. Paper tower
    It's the whole roll of paper towels
  3. Meatlufa
    Shower with it, then eat it
  4. Snack rabbit
    Found on the box of Annie's Mac and Cheese
  5. Ration for fashion
    A model's mantra
  6. Fishful drinking
    A whole night's binge
  7. Cliterature
    Romance novels and/or books about feminism
  8. Naketivity
    The activity of being naked
  9. Rebel billfold
    I just like how this sounds