PLACES TO POOP WHEN YOU ARE NOT HOME (FROM BEST TO WORST)
Because sometimes you don't have a choice
- 1.At a restaurantDO shit where you eat! Restaurant bathrooms are soooo cool. And then when you get back to the table your food tastes so much better and you can eat more.
- 2.At the gymOne of the biggest perks of a multi-gym membership is access to toilets all over the city.
- 3.At your friend's houseIf they are a close friend, you can do it talking with the door open.
- 4.At an acquaintance's houseTry it with the door open. You might become close friends.
- 5.In a VIP poop trailerFor fancy events. Make sure you push that foot pedal regularly and do not drink from the sink.
- 6.At Starbuckscoffee-->poop-->coffee-->repeat
- 7.At a nightclubYou better bring a friend, because it looks like that door doesn't lock. Also a good time to do your drugs.
- 8.On an airplaneEspecially when you open the door to a long line of angry people who all know what you did.
- 9.In a regular port-o potty at a music festivalGet your squatting legs ready and hold your breath as you contribute to that heaping mountain of human filth.
- 10.In a fast food restaurantGarbage in, garbage out.
- 11.At a gas stationIs that a phone number on the wall? I mean I would never call it, but like, wouldn't it be funny? As a joke?
- 12.In a tire on the side of the roadAlways keep toilet paper in your car. You never know.
- 13.In the woodsGet in touch with nature by touching nature...with your poop.
- 14.In your pants as you struggle with your keys at your front doorSo close.
- 15.Public LibraryAlmost guaranteed to be both clean and emptySuggested by @zhao
- 16.HOTEL LOBBYSuggested by @erichutchinson