PLACES TO POOP WHEN YOU ARE NOT HOME (FROM BEST TO WORST)
Because sometimes you don't have a choice
- •At a restaurantDO shit where you eat! Restaurant bathrooms are soooo cool. And then when you get back to the table your food tastes so much better and you can eat more.
- •At the gymOne of the biggest perks of a multi-gym membership is access to toilets all over the city.
- •At your friend's houseIf they are a close friend, you can do it talking with the door open.
- •At an acquaintance's houseTry it with the door open. You might become close friends.
- •In a VIP poop trailerFor fancy events. Make sure you push that foot pedal regularly and do not drink from the sink.
- •At Starbuckscoffee-->poop-->coffee-->repeat
- •At a nightclubYou better bring a friend, because it looks like that door doesn't lock. Also a good time to do your drugs.
- •On an airplaneEspecially when you open the door to a long line of angry people who all know what you did.
- •In a regular port-o potty at a music festivalGet your squatting legs ready and hold your breath as you contribute to that heaping mountain of human filth.
- •In a fast food restaurantGarbage in, garbage out.
- •At a gas stationIs that a phone number on the wall? I mean I would never call it, but like, wouldn't it be funny? As a joke?
- •In a tire on the side of the roadAlways keep toilet paper in your car. You never know.
- •In the woodsGet in touch with nature by touching nature...with your poop.
- •In your pants as you struggle with your keys at your front doorSo close.
- •Public LibraryAlmost guaranteed to be both clean and emptySuggested by @zhao
- •HOTEL LOBBYSuggested by @erichutchinson