Bruce Springsteen Concert Drinking Games
Written before the concert and then on the ride home. Watch as I go from cynical Bruce outsider to an official Bruce dad
- •Take a shot every time I see someone wearing a Bruce shirt my dad ownsAt least 6 shots already and we've been here for about 10 minutes
- •Take a shot for everyone in sensible new balance running shoesDead from alcohol poisoning within minutes
- •Take a shot for every person in ill fitting dad jeansBonus points if it's not a dad
- •Take a shot for every middle aged person solely here to relive the good old days and prove they "still got it"3 shots for the awesome woman who had a joint and a great leather jacket with cool fringe
- •Take a shot for every person who isn't whiteZero shots. Not even water. Die of dehydration.
- •Take a shot for every person under the age of 20So far 2. Including myself
- •Take a shot every time a person causally slips it into conversation that they're from JerseyOr every person who thinks they're a bigger fan entirely because they're from Jersey
- •Take a shot for every person who flew to get hereOr who's been to multiple shows from this tour
- •Take a shot when you become best friends with 3 dadsAnd stand around with them swapping stories of past concert adventures. They don't seem to notice that you're a 16 year old girl. Your own dad looks on jealously
- •For the New York dadThe one who went to the college you most want to go to. You don't need a shot after this one cause he actually made you feel very confident about your school choice and gave you lots of helpful college wisdom
- •For the Asian dadWHO SINGS/RAPS HAMILTON WITH YOU AND KNOWS ALL THE WORDS
- •For the dad who buys his 16 year old daughter a beerI'd take a shot, but know I have my hands full with a plastic cup of pabst blue ribbon
- •Every time you thought Bruce was gonna sing but he told a story instead4 times- mostly about lost youth, some about parents, a few mentions of past loves
- •Every time you couldn't believe Bruce was still goingHe played for almost 4 hours straight. Chug the bottle.