ANIMATED CHARACTERS I AM WILDLY ATTRACTED TO
For the ingenious @YoDanzig at long last
- •Balto from Balto (1995)That voice, the tortured hero with the big heart, and unusually large paws...
- •Simba from The Lion King (1994)Voice! Tortured hero with the big heart! Not emasculated around strong lionesses.
- •Kida from Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)That scene. I mean come ooon. Plus hair goals.
- •Aladdin from Aladdin (1992)Tortured hero with the big heart. Shirtless all movie... "Do you trust me?"
- •Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid (1989)Dem eyes doe. And he's a dog person.
- •Tarzan from Tarzan (1999)Ape-man with a ridiculous body. Tortured hero with the big heart. Loyal mama's boy. Also abs.
- •Sinbad from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)Tortured bad boy with the big heart and a dry sense of humor. Confidence, confidence, confidence. He's a dog person. And it's Brad Pitt, guys.
- •Dimitri from Anastasia (1997)Tortured hero with the big heart. That voice. Can take a punch, charm, and banter with the best of them. Is awestruck by his woman.
- •Cale from Titan A.E. (2000)Tortured hero with the big heart. Handy around the space ship. That voice! Has fantastic taste in women.
- •Akima from Titan A. E. (2000)The gorgeous face with the open heart. Hair goals. Chemistry with Cale is on point. Biggest badass in the movie.
- •Spirit from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)Tortured hero with the big heart. That voice (Matt Damon's second mention on this list, as it happens)! Is awestruck by his female, and forever loyal. Fights for what he believes in.
- •Hercules from Hercules (1997)How much do I actually need to explain here? The PERFECT man, pure hero with the big heart. Is awestruck by his woman. Selfless and sweet as a god. Body of a god, too...
- •Dean from The Iron Giant (1999)Tortured outcast with the big heart and a dry sense of humor. Hipster artist vibes. Gets along well with kids. Sees the heart in a metal man.
- •Miguel and Tulio from The Road to El Dorado (2000)Gotta have the duo! Perfectly compatible pair of tortured heroes/gods with the big hearts. Humor of gold between them.