QUESTIONS I'D LIKE TO ASK MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR

We aren't talking.
  1. Why?
  2. Are you fucking kidding me?
  3. Do you understand that not doing anything about it is also a choice?
  4. Is the trumpet actually necessary?
  5. Do you still get money deducted from your rent when you don't maintain the lawn and garden?
  6. What is Satan really like?