My Go-to Karaoke Songs

I've never actually Karaoke'd....but I'd like to perform
  1. Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money (but only the Ronnie Spector bits)
    I can't even offer an explanation for this. So I bet I should have just left this blank. Too late.
  2. Between the Bars - Elliott Smith
  3. Anything by Too $hort
    I can hardly remember to brush my hair, but I own a huge mental capacity for memorizing $hort lyrics.