Best Things About Traveling in a Fake Fur Coat
PINOT NOIR, TERRI GARR
- •Automatic blanket at 30,000 feet!
- •Impresses the security line dudes even if they will never admit it!
- •You will be dressed appropriately no matter where you are going!
- •Makes getting up at 6 am, standing in 10 billion lines, being patted down & then breathing the stale breath of strangers for hours while strapped into a tiny seat fancy!
- •Gives you the magical power of FLIGHT!!!!!!