1. Automatic blanket at 30,000 feet!
  2. Impresses the security line dudes even if they will never admit it!
  3. You will be dressed appropriately no matter where you are going!
  4. Makes getting up at 6 am, standing in 10 billion lines, being patted down & then breathing the stale breath of strangers for hours while strapped into a tiny seat fancy!
  5. Gives you the magical power of FLIGHT!!!!!!
  6. 🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯
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