Chores for Which Protective Snowboarding Goggles Are Useful

as requested on Instagram by tiny angel @privateshannon
  1. 1.
    Sawing the back of your bookshelves legs to make room for the crown moldings, so they will lie flat against the wall
  2. 2.
    Wiping clean every fucking tiny shape on your bathroom chandelier which the previous owners clearly never cleaned ever ever
  3. 3.
    Chopping motherfucking onions without crying.
    Suggested by   @tothemaxxx
  4. 4.
    Drilling holes in your kitchen cabinets to move the handles that were stupidly placed in the center of the door, to make them as difficult to open as physically possible
  5. 5.
    Taking selfies