Requested by B.J. Novak

Glass Family Members, Ranked

let's be real: the list I've waited half my life to be asked for
  1. 1.
    Buddy
    if you disagree, i respect that but i do not want to hear your argument
  2. 2.
    Franny
    as close to my heart as the jesus prayer is to hers
  3. 3.
    Seymour
    duh
  4. 4.
    Boo Boo
    pretty interested in her mothering techniques
  5. 5.
    Walt
    this is just like a gut feeling
  6. 6.
    Bessie
    sorta partial to blousy mothers
  7. 7.
    Waker
    not partial to half-jewish monks
  8. 8.
    Zooey
    too handsome
  9. 9.
    Les
    very little interest (comparatively)