Questions People Ask ME Re: My Employment 📂

Cool
  1. Are you a dancer?
    Because I'm flexible & because they haven't witnessed my klutziness yet & also I'm a pretty great dancer
  2. Are you in wardrobe?
    Because I'm not classically pretty in that ACTRESS way and also I care about clothes
  3. Are you a PA?
    Because of the prettiness thing & also I look young
  4. You must be the makeup girl?
    Same same same
  5. Are you a painter?
    No clue
  6. Do you babysit?
    I might
  7. What do I know you from?
    I DON'T CARE
  8. What's your next job?
    FUCK YOU TOO