Things I Do on the Subway

  1. Play candy crush
  2. Look over the shoulder of the person next to me as they play candy crush
  3. Read my book
  4. Wonder if other people think I look smart reading my book
  5. Eavesdrop
  6. Realize I have gotten on an M train instead of an F and am now going to Marcy Ave
  7. Bond with the babies and small children around me
  8. Examine people's shoes & make snap judgments about their lives based on their footwear choices
  9. Eye bang hot/bearded strangers