1. Play candy crush
  2. Look over the shoulder of the person next to me as they play candy crush
  3. Read my book
  4. Wonder if other people think I look smart reading my book
  5. Eavesdrop
  6. Realize I have gotten on an M train instead of an F and am now going to Marcy Ave
  7. Bond with the babies and small children around me
  8. Examine people's shoes & make snap judgments about their lives based on their footwear choices
  9. Eye bang hot/bearded strangers