Can we talk about how we currently have the most attractive team in baseball? Ranked by my preference.
- •Anthony Rizzo.Honestly just love his face so much. Looks like he enjoys cuddling. I'm into that.
- •Kris Bryant.Great eyes. Just enough facial hair. Tall drink of water. Also look at how long and lean his body looks here. 😍
- •Jake ArrietaThose arms and that beard. Also I'm into the always looking a bit pissed off thing.
- •Jorge SolerNot feeling the facial hair but totally digging the jaw line and smirk.
- •Kyle SchwarberNot a bad looking dude, right? Def looks like the kind of guy you could marry and raise a family with.
- •Dexter FowlerHands down best smile.
- •David RossEven though he's an older guy he could still get it.
- •Jason HeywardAnother great beard.
- •Joe MaddonLast but certainly not least. Almost three times my age but I feel like as a manager he's good at telling people what to do and I'm also into that.
- •Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 Chicago Cubs!