1. These are my cats
    This is Tyson. He is loud and lazy and a little dumb.
  2. Static
    This is Bella. She's tiny and dainty and a nervous wreck.
  3. Pens
    The lazy one doesn't chase strings.
  4. Long strings from sweatshirts/shoes/etc.
    Bella loses her shit chasing these around the house.
  5. Cotton swabs
    Kind of relates back to the pens thing except he can throw these around.
  6. F*cking plastic bags
    Because why be normal when you roll around on plastic bags.
  7. Real toys we have bought for them
    PSYCH. Why would we play with things you paid money for?